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Joke of the Day

"Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows"

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."

"A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi."

"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle."

"I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell ""come Stain!"""

"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."

"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."

"Which letter has the best bum? Big Rs"