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Joke of the Day
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
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"I'm surprised ""slow internet connection"" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials."
"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."
"Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, ""De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."""
"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote."
"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"