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Joke of the Day
"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."
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"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? DECALFINATED"
"I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife."
"Know how being wanted feels like? Just imagine how oil fields like"
"Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A Woman"
"Wordpress Is Shutting Down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."
"You know what makes me angry? Haemoglobin kettles. They really make my blood boil."
"It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark. If you need any help I Noah guy."