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Joke of the Day

"A woman goes into a doctor's with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That's just the tip of the iceberg doctor."

"What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"

"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"

"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."

"I was the photographer at a vegan wedding this weekend They kept getting mad when I told them to say cheese."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."

"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."

"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."

"Job interview... H- ""So how would you describe yourself?"" Me- ""Verbally but just incase I prepared a dance"".."

"My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova. Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy."