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Joke of the Day
"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."
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"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"
"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."
"What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"What did the 40 year old pregnant lady say when her husband asked her ""why are you so upset"" ""I'm having a midwife crisis"""
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."
"what do elephants use as a tampons? Sheep."