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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"
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"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."
"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."
"Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe? Willem DaFriend."
"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."
"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."
"Purely a Fable One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day."
"Every time I eat a banana in public, a stranger offers me money to do it in private. I ate 32 bananas today & made $725. I have diarrhea."
"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"