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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"
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"I once solved a Rubik's Cube by not buying it."
"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."
"What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger."
"What did the snail say when he rode a turtle? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out."
"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."
"Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can."
"I have now been sober for eighteen months. Not in a row..."
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."
"A new study showed... That crime is the leading cause of going to jail"