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Joke of the Day
"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."
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"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."
"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."
"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."
"Grammar died so that Twitter could live."
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"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."
"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."