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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!"

"My wife told be that I don't understand the concept of irony. Which was ironic because we were in the car at the time."

"With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Happy Thanksgiving!"

"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."

"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."

"Fellas, imagine having your balls roughly kneaded for two days straight. Congratulations you just experienced menstrual cramps."

"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""

"How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk? A butler serves you."

"What did the magician say to the aerial student? I work on a different plane"

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."