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Joke of the Day

"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."

"I read that Hebrew lesson book so many times, I know it from back to front."

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"

"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."

"I hate when I go out in public only to discover that my fly is down. Cheer up my little insect friend. Cheer up."

"The reason God calls all of us his children is so he can claim us all as dependents."