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Joke of the Day

"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""

"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""

"If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites."

"If you were a Canadian and I were a Canadian and we bumped into each other, who would apologize first? I'm not a Canadian so get out of my fucking way! I'm Walking Here!"

"Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years."

"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without drugs and alcohol and the other 50% happy."

"Please donate to my gofundme to replace the laptop i threw across the room in anger after my last gofundme failed"

"What's it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."