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Joke of the Day

"Fellas, imagine having your balls roughly kneaded for two days straight. Congratulations you just experienced menstrual cramps."

"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"

"What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia? Sexy children"

"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""

"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."

"What happened to the defeatists poker business? It folded."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can jam my dick in your ass."

"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."

"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."

"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."