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Joke of the Day

"With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Happy Thanksgiving!"

"Do you like apples? How bout I fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples!"

"Damn girl, are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!"

"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."

"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"

"I met a girl at a soccer game... ...I think she's a keeper"

"How did the Kentucky woman know her daughter was on her period? She tasted the blood on her son's penis."

"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."

"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."