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Joke of the Day

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."

"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... And I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."""

"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."

"*i got to get into bed but theres a walrus in there* *i ask him politely to move* *he wont move* *i have to sleep on the floor & im annoyed*"

"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"

"[restaurant] ME: Excuse me, this alphabet soup tastes funny WAITER: Well it is Comic Sans"

"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"