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Joke of the Day

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie... I think my ascot ripped off!"

"What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"Justin Bieber is coming out with an 'Unplugged album'? I hope it's the microphone that they unplug."

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."

"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"

"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."

"How do choo choo train go down many mountain? It go ""TOOT"" then thomas Tank gives tug"

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""