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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
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"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"
"[Calls boss] I'm gonna be late... ""How late?"" *Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you..."
"Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? ""He wanted to be a hentertainer."""
"I bought a metal detector. Beach better have my money."
"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"
"Heard on the radio and could not resist repeating... ""My ex-girlfriend never asked me use a condom."" ""Because she was on the pill."" ""Ambien."""