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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ? Nothing, you already told 'em twice."
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"Just took $20 out of my friend Martin's wallet (he has ALS) because that ice bucket nonsense ruined my new kimono."
"What do you get when you mix a red tie and a shit hair cut? Mexico and Canada scratching their heads thinking, how the FUCK!?"
"Me: This is a beautiful flower arrangement Host: That's a salad."
"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"
"A man goes to a costume party wearing only pants. The host asks what he is. The man says premature ejaculation... Because I came in my pants."
"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"
"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"
"Do you know what would happen if you'd freeze someone to -273.15 degrees Clesius? That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. :("
"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"