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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"
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"Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable."
"Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse."
"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."
"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"
"Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player. What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand."
"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."