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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a red tie and a shit hair cut? Mexico and Canada scratching their heads thinking, how the FUCK!?"

"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"

"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."

"My doctor told me I need more potassium in my diet And I said K."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty."

"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."

"How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage"

"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"

"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""