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Joke of the Day
"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"
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"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them."
"I walked up to a guy in the gym. I said, ""How do you use this piece of equipment?"" ""It's pretty simple,"" he replied, ""Just push the button and it dries your hands..."""
"Why do mules not work as hard as horses? Because they're half-assed!"
"I'm Puerto Rican, but not ""carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go"" Puerto Rican. Sometimes it's in my bra."
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"