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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a costume party wearing only pants. The host asks what he is. The man says premature ejaculation... Because I came in my pants."

"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"

"Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep."

"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"

"Kid says ""mommy how come I'm black and your white? Mom says ""listen the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark"""

"What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane."

"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"

"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."

"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"