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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."
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"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"
"Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons."
"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"
"What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? C4 yourself!"
"13yo: Mom, I need 3 current issues happening in the neighborhood. Me: How abo- 11yo: WEAK WIFI, BUFFERING, BAD DATA PLAN! ..shoot me now."
"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"
"Doctor Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!"
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"
"Why did the gambler think he was in heaven? He found his pair a' dice!"