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Joke of the Day
"What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? C4 yourself!"
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"Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and you have no choice but to just become part of that family."
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"
"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."
"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"
"""You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious."" is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person."
"Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree"