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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gambler think he was in heaven? He found his pair a' dice!"

"What do you call a shitty igloo? An ""eh""gloo."

"I lost my mood ring last night... I don't know how I feel about this."

"The wife asked me, ""When you're on a business trip away, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from cumming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."

"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"

"What does a SJW do on Halloween Triggered treating"

"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"

"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."