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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons."

"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."

"What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself"

"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."

"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"

"A Duck... ...didn't walk into a bar."

"My ex just followed me on Twitter. That said: ""Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary."" *BLOCKED*"

"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."

"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"