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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!"

"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"

"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal? They are both more enjoyable with dates!"

"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be."

"bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong"

"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."

"How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?"