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"My friend went to a party as the Spanish Inquisition... Nobody expected him"
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"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it... do the other trees laugh at it?"
"HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE."
"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."
"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""
"Someone told me Harrison Ford is part Jewish. So it's fair to say, ""Han hammered first."""
"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."
"Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!"
"What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease"
"My fortune cookie says ""You will attain the highest levels of intelligence."" Does anyone know where I can find fedoras for cheap?"