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Joke of the Day

"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"

"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."

"What do you call a Greek arsonist? A "

"I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm's main server and deleting the 4 DUIs."

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"

"""Get your fax straight!"" - a tweet that would have been so funny in 1987"

"I really like white dwarf stars... ...My favorite is Peter Dinklage."

"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"

"Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie."

"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."