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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? He enters Nerdvana."

"crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street"

"What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"

"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"

"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"

"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"

"My girlfriend left me recently because I kept on touching pasta... Right now I'm feeling cannelloni..."