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Joke of the Day

"I'm coming out of the closet. Not that! I mean her husband finally left for work."

"Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything."

"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."

"An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat. However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat."

"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."

"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."

"They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave."

"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"