69324

Joke of the Day

"Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"I've decided to get a couple tattoos. On my right knee I'm going to get ""Disney."" And on my left... dat-knee."

"The first rule of liars club is to tell everyone you're in fight club."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."

"What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni"

"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."

"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."