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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."
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"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."
"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."
"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."
"Back in my day, you didn't even know who was calling you when your phone rang. Shit was scary."
"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."
"Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs"
"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"
"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"