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Joke of the Day
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."
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"If you're not part of the solution... ... you are part of precipitate."
"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""
"Someone rang me up today and tried to sell me a coffin. I said that's the last thing I need."
"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."
"How Many Tickles Does it Take to Make a Octopus Laugh? ten-tickles"
"what's the difference between the government and the mafia? The Mafia is organized"
"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."
"I love when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit."
"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, and the windshield..."