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Joke of the Day

"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."

"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""

"Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks ""Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?"" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*"

"Cashier at McDonalds said ""See you later"" a little too smugly at breakfast. I did not appreciate her condescension and told her so at lunch."

"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."

"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb."

"I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert."

"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."