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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"
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"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"
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"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."
"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something!"
"Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels."
"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"
"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."
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"What is an emo's favorite note? G ...get it? EDIT:im not saying the reference"