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Joke of the Day
"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something!"
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"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"
"Dad said he met my stepmom outside a strip club... ""But Dad, you said you met her on a golf course!"" ""Exactly. We weren't inside a strip club."""
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto . . hahah . . . fuck"
"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."
"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."
"There are three types of people... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death."
"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."
"What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it? An outlet"