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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"
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"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"The purest love in the world exists between a rapper and his exotic fish tank."
"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""
"Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk."
"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."
"Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."
"An employee and her boss are having sex. Boss: Do you want to change positions? Employee: Uh yeah. Can I be the Assistant Manager?"
"When a girl seductively tells you, ""you can stick it wherever you want"" Apparently in her roommate is NOT one of the options"