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Joke of the Day
"What is an emo's favorite note? G ...get it? EDIT:im not saying the reference"
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"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"""To label you ""divine"" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"""
"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."
"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""
"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"
"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."
"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."
"My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost."
"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"