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Joke of the Day

"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"

"What's funny about majorities? Most things."

"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."

"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."

"A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: ""Is it empty?"" Guy: ""Yes it is"" Dispatcher: ""How about the box?"" (my dad told me this yesterday)"

"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"

"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"

"Sorry I threw your baby but there was a spider on her."

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"

"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."