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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"

"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."

"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."

"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."

"How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan? They already told you."