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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie in his collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."

"I just gave a woman $700 to put her screaming baby in the overhead compartment on this plane."

"The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like ""well, can't even do that right"""

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."

"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""