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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."
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"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."
"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""
"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"
"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."
"How much horsepower does a mustang have? 1"
"My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn't dismembered him."
"How do you make any woman wet? Liquor"