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Joke of the Day
"Do you have a little Irish in you? Well... Would you like some?"
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"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."
"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"
"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
"My friend got hired at a dildo factory He got fired the very next day for sitting on the job"
"[Enter Password] drapes [Re-enter Password] carpet [Error: Passwords must match]"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."
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"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."