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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
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"Dear /r/jokes, I've said this before and I'll say it again... Gay jokes are NOT funny! Come on guys."
"bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"
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