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Joke of the Day
"My friend got hired at a dildo factory He got fired the very next day for sitting on the job"
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"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"Girl, is your name ""Schedule"" ? Because I'm always running behind ya."
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"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"
"I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable."
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