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Joke of the Day
"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"
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"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"
"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."
"""Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following."""
"What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common? Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time."
"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"
"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
"Don't forget how much dust you're inhaling all the time everywhere."
"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""