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Joke of the Day

"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."

"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her? I need some space."

"[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*"

"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."

"Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom."

"What separates Humans from Animals? The Mediterranean Sea."