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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."
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"Nothing beats the last 30 seconds of a close basketball game. They should just make all games 30 seconds long."
"I gave my girl an orgasm and she spat it right back in my face"
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."
"Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."
"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."
"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"
"How many people work in your office Less than half"