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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."
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"""What are you typing? Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that? Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!"" -Google."
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"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."
"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."