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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."
Next Joke
"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."
"Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square"
"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"
"Air conditioning? Not a fan"
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"
"You don't love Dunkin' Donuts coffee, you love heavy cream."
"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"
"date: why are u talking to me like i'm a news anchor me: sorry i do it when i'm nervous. back to you, karen."
"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."