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Joke of the Day

"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"

"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"

"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? It was caught Red Panded"

"I stopped a kidnapping today.. I woke him up"

"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."

"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."

"The neighbours dogs woke me up last night barking loudly. So I threw my shoes out of the window at them and that shut them up. It was a pair of hush puppies."