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Joke of the Day
"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."
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"Why did the baker have smelly fingers? Because he kneaded a poo."
"""The hell with friendship, our top priority has always been between our legs."""
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater."
"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"
"Donald Trump doesn't play in the stock market. He prefers Junk Blondes."
"Why are lazy farmers so great? Because they are just out standing in their fields."
"I got fired from the health spa. A psychic came in and asked for a back rub. I gave him one, but then I got in trouble for massage-a-mystic behavior."
"Why did the clothing store close? The employees where slacking off."
"How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon."