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Joke of the Day

"Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)"

"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."

"Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it."

"Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now."

"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"

"THIS IS THE COPS. WE KNOW YOU HAVE NWA'S ""FU*CK THE POLICE"" ON REPEAT IN THERE. COME OUT & SAY SORRY TO OFFICER DAVIS. YOU MADE HIM CRY DUDE"

"Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant."

"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."