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Joke of the Day

"Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer."

"Nowadays these adverts don't even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said. The mother of all broadband! Virgin."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""

"What day does the egg fear most? Fry-day"

"Wow you changed your makeup in 16 different hot ways. And where did you learn those 8 moves that drove me wild *sees Cosmo on the table* ah"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."

"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"

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"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"