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Joke of the Day
"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."
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"What's the similarity between my dad and a magician. They both like sawing people in half for fun"
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
"What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun"
"Break bad news to teens by talking on THEIR level. ME [spinning on chair in daughter's room]: Yo, turns out grandma's heart is weak af."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."
"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."
"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."